{"id":106,"date":"2011-03-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bathrobehippy.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/12\/frequently-asked-questions-or-as-i-like-to-call-it-for\/"},"modified":"2011-03-12T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T00:00:00","slug":"frequently-asked-questions-or-as-i-like-to-call-it-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karlhenry.co.uk\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"Frequently Asked Questions (or as I like to call it for short – FAQ) – Bath Robe Blogger"},"content":{"rendered":"

I recently realised that many of you may have questions or ‘life problems’ that I in my infinite wisdom would be able to solve for you. Hence for this reason I have created the very FAQ you now read before you. Below I am sure are many answers to questions you are all undoubtedly curious to know. If there is anything that I have not not covered in the FAQ please feel free to ask. After all I only wish to make your life better. However I do pass this warning do not ask a question twice as it could threaten the very existence of the universe. Also I don’t care to repeat myself so pay attention.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    What is your secret identity?<\/span><\/p>\n

    This is the most the most frequently asked question I get asked. I am however afraid it is one I can not answer, for reasons far too numerous and complex for anyone to understand. I fear that if the world where to know my true identity, then I would not be able to do the great work that I have set out too.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Why is it you can not reveal your secret identity?<\/span><\/p>\n

    See above. I have already said I do not care to repeat myself.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Are you immortal?<\/span><\/p>\n

    Yes I am in fact immortal. However this is not a theory I have ever put to the test, on the slim chance that I might be wrong.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Is there anything you can not do\/know?<\/span><\/p>\n

    Yes there are three things. I can’t Wiggle my ears, never been able to do it, I don’t know why. I have also spent many years without success trying to think of a third thing I can’t do.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Are you God?<\/span><\/p>\n

    Alas this is not for me to decide, for I am but merely a man, If I am to be a God it is because you my followers have decided it so.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Why are the bee’s disappearing?<\/span><\/p>\n

    I felt that black and yellow wasn’t a very good colour combination. I tried to reason with them, but damn it they just wouldn’t listen. I do not regret my decision.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    What do you in your spare time?<\/span><\/p>\n

    Time is finite, none is spare. I also have a passion for carpentry and murder mystery novels.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Are the rumours true?<\/span><\/p>\n

    There is only one and yes it is.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    What right do I have as a person to ask you a question?<\/span><\/p>\n

    Well my friend you already have and you have every right. It is only natural for you be curious. So much of this world must be a strange and scary place for you. I am here to show you the way, the light. So please ask, ask and ask some more.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    What is the meaning of life?<\/span><\/p>\n

    I am.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Too be updated as necessary.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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